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Olo Hikoi.. going to California.
The Future Primitive Ghost 13 is heading to San Francisco.
From a message received this morning:
"Aloha Roy ... the board has been great fun for me and was surfed at many spots on Oahu, Maui, Molokai, Lanai and Kauai during the time it has been in my possession.... "
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Oh the Narcissism
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
You should take the opportunity to head over and accompany the board on it's tour through California Roy.
Nice place San Francisco! I'm sure you would enjoy it.
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Wait For The Ricochet
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart
The Future Primitive Ghost 13 is heading to San Francisco.
From a message received this morning:
"Aloha Roy ... the board has been great fun for me and was surfed at many spots on Oahu, Maui, Molokai, Lanai and Kauai during the time it has been in my possession.... "
Can you fcuk off with your shameless self promotion. No one, except Seeka, gives a fcuk about your boards.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
don't drag me into your petty quibbles Johnny, i like Roys work & so does atleast one other..ie one more than no one except me...allow me to refreash your memory "Aloha Roy ... the board has been great fun for me.."
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XXIst sentry scribe
Very clever. Would you like a gold star.
Nice of you to side step the main point and pick holes. roy is becoming increasingly tedious and need to be told.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
i'll accept anything gold., better be good quality though, i have expensive tastes.
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XXIst sentry scribe
In that case it will be a very small gold star![]()
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
jtah better hit up roy for some of his gold dragon dust ![]()
Hit up Groovn Roy - he could probably send your board to stay with a few IBM execs in Cali.
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Former surf.co rark judge
my star has gone from big to small & now to dust? what a ripoff, dunno why i bother actually..
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XXIst sentry scribe
for the love seeka for the love. i too like roys work n when he makes that 7ft pintail i'll happily make an offer he'll probably refuse
That Utah, he's Baddd...
Originally posted by: JtahOriginally posted by: Roy_Stuart
The Future Primitive Ghost 13 is heading to San Francisco.
From a message received this morning:
"Aloha Roy ... the board has been great fun for me and was surfed at many spots on Oahu, Maui, Molokai, Lanai and Kauai during the time it has been in my possession.... "
Can you fcuk off with your shameless self promotion. No one, except Seeka, gives a fcuk about your boards.
Listen f*ckface the Olo tour was instigated and created by surfco forum members back in 2008 and they have a right to know what's happening next with it,
Furthermore many people have enjoyed the board during its tour.
Lastly....
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*edited 17 Jan 2013 18:24
Originally posted by: Jtah
Very clever. Would you like a gold star.
Nice of you to side step the main point and pick holes. roy is becoming increasingly tedious and need to be told.
The Jtah tedium factor is currently at an all time high, as is his blood pressure by the sound of it.
The main point by the way is that the board is going to California, where there are lots of people keen to ride it.
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Originally posted by: JtahOriginally posted by: Roy_Stuart
The Future Primitive Ghost 13 is heading to San Francisco.
From a message received this morning:
"Aloha Roy ... the board has been great fun for me and was surfed at many spots on Oahu, Maui, Molokai, Lanai and Kauai during the time it has been in my possession.... "
Can you fcuk off with your shameless self promotion. No one, except Seeka, gives a fcuk about your boards.
Much as you would like that to be true it is demonstrably not the case.
By the way Duncan Campbell one of the Bonzer creators rode the board at Laniakea and has video footage, he said that he was stoked with the ride.
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Note: remove my normal sarcasm from the following statement...
Nice one Roy, looks like all that online "work" has been worthwhile
Originally posted by: marko sharko
Hit up Groovn Roy - he could probably send your board to stay with a few IBM execs in Cali.
Hmm yes I'll have a yarn with the good Groovn, he said he's going to ride his 12 footer on Lake Michigan this year.
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Originally posted by: oldscool
You should take the opportunity to head over and accompany the board on it's tour through California Roy.
Nice place San Francisco! I'm sure you would enjoy it.
Apart from the cost, TSA, and leaving the family I'd be in like a shot.
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Originally posted by: Battery
That Utah, he's Baddd...
About time someone recognised.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
cmon roy. low interest rates and a high dollar. this is your time!

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Former surf.co rark judge
^^FAIL^^ you just look silly, Roy has decades worth of posing on you.![]()
Marko's in good shape in the pic so what's not to like?
Anyway there's plenty of interest as can be seen here: http://jamboards.com/view_topic.php?id=13672&forum_id=1 [jamboards.com]
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bit of natural colour in sepia looks good.
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XXIst sentry scribe
You just do it better Roy.

Professional olo posing
cool pic marco and yeah lookin slim...some of your muscles look as though god was in a bad mood when he made you and just threw chemicals at the wall and called it marky marco
That's a great pic DS
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Pretty much all moulded into one now so no longer have that problem. Epic photo DS!!
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Former surf.co rark judge
I hope the Cali Hikoi ends on a better note than the Hawaiian one
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
Pic above is by Andy Lukey - same day as the surf with Groovn at Brighton. Good times
Yep loved my time and many rides on the Future Primitive ! ![]()
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
How is the board getting to the mainland Roy?
Originally posted by: 2020
I hope the Cali Hikoi ends on a better note than the Hawaiian one
Are you kidding the Hawaiian one has ended on a great note didn't you read the first post? Also Duncan Campbell rode the board. All that other sh*t was just a few haters of no real consequence in the long run.
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Originally posted by: trailertrash
Yep loved my time and many rides on the Future Primitive !
All controversy aside you and Beano did a great job and Phoam got some good video too, the comments on the footage still crack me up.
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Originally posted by: Battery
How is the board getting to the mainland Roy?
Some surfco members will remember Mr Doof from San Francisco who rode the board in the South Island. He asked if we'd like him to ship the board to his place and set the ball rolling, he also wants to ride it again. So it'll just be a freight company doing it.
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Controversy is over rated
Sharing the stoke is under rated
THANKS !
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
I agree but a bit of it is needed for spice.
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Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: oldscool
You should take the opportunity to head over and accompany the board on it's tour through California Roy.
Nice place San Francisco! I'm sure you would enjoy it.
Apart from the cost, TSA, and leaving the family I'd be in like a shot.
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You can get a return flight to the US for under a grand. The whole TSA thing is overstated. (just give the operator a wink while you're being scanned)
and the family will survive without you for a couple of weeks.
DO IT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An opportunity you may never get again.....
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Wait For The Ricochet
Originally posted by: 2020
I hope the Cali Hikoi ends on a better note than the Hawaiian one
with roy things always end on a good note
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: oldscoolOriginally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: oldscool
You should take the opportunity to head over and accompany the board on it's tour through California Roy.
Nice place San Francisco! I'm sure you would enjoy it.
Apart from the cost, TSA, and leaving the family I'd be in like a shot.
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You can get a return flight to the US for under a grand. The whole TSA thing is overstated. (just give the operator a wink while you're being scanned)
and the family will survive without you for a couple of weeks.
DO IT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An opportunity you may never get again.....
Howzit Oldschool, thanks for the suggestion, however: my family arrangement is not up for public grabs; TSA 'aint getting their radiation scanner or their mitts on me; the board will be touring California for a couple of years at least and I'd rather let the crew there get on with it without my physical presence... plus the internet makes the trip unnecessary.
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Good luck with the Cali hikoi
There is an outside reef break I know of that breaks 150mtr through 3 fast sections and then bends nearly 90 degrees and runs a further 200 before running out. Good a head high+ Can be surfed at 8-10 still has a channel to get around to the outside.
The first sections are hard to make but still makeable, be interesting to ride one of your boards on it. Maybe 13 footer+
Let me know if ever interested in heading this way and keen to get it out there.
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Nuttin beta than sinking your teeth into a fat juicy rump
Cheers Drake, whereabouts are you?
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Originally posted by: trailertrash
Controversy is over rated
Sharing the stoke is under rated
THANKS !
Absolutely. Inevitable disagreements but the nz hikoi was great. Met up with a bunch of surfcoers and had a few rides on the board. Hope cali crew enjoy the experience and don't get hung up on Roy-fights.
Originally posted by: Drake
Good luck with the Cali hikoi
There is an outside reef break I know of that breaks 150mtr through 3 fast sections and then bends nearly 90 degrees and runs a further 200 before running out. Good a head high+ Can be surfed at 8-10 still has a channel to get around to the outside.
The first sections are hard to make but still makeable, be interesting to ride one of your boards on it. Maybe 13 footer+
Let me know if ever interested in heading this way and keen to get it out there.
theres only a handful of breaks that i know that do that. if this ever happens im in.
TSA wont be using there radiation scanners???? either paranoid and stupid or making up an excuse not to go cause you can not due to criminal activity. latter is the case.
what a psycho!
Hey BC you seen that pic of the heads imitating superbank doing the rounds on facebook?
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
TSA wont be using there radiation scanners???? either paranoid and stupid or making up an excuse not to go cause you can not due to criminal activity. latter is the case.
sunbeds are much safer
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
TSA wont be using there radiation scanners???? either paranoid and stupid or making up an excuse not to go cause you can not due to criminal activity. latter is the case.
No criminal activity FYI and there's no requirement to go to USA at all, plus I lack the desire.
TSA scanners are dangerous by the way.
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Originally posted by: brighton_pumps
Hey BC you seen that pic of the heads imitating superbank doing the rounds on facebook?
Yeah mate, I have a feeling its photoshopped.
Ive seen it similar but not as perfect or symetrical and with no one out.
probably a postcard from back in the day
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart
Cheers Drake, whereabouts are you?
just around the corner from Dunga, you're in Dungs
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Nuttin beta than sinking your teeth into a fat juicy rump
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Ive seen it similar but not as perfect or symetrical and with no one out.![]()
a few of the lads talking it up from that last cyclone, like you i smell a rat. worth a 60min drive down the road roy?
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the older i get the better i was
It was pretty epic on that last cyclone but I don't remember it being that lined up, also each wave pocket looks the same in the pic. I could be wrong but, sick angle aye, next time it gets epic I will try and secure that vantage point and take some pics.
mmm could anyone from your way be bothered with the effort involved with photoshop? they did a pro job
I'm calling it real.
they took the effort to scale hill hill so...there are no people out in the original and there clearly was peeps out all day. Even Matt Horan the ex politician was out.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
they took the effort to scale hill hill so...there are no people out in the original and there clearly was peeps out all day. Even Matt Horan the ex politician was out.
JP claims it was a homecoming gift from huey. having studied a few heads lineup shots its possible but looks a little too perfect. Old horan the weather man haha. he surfed the mount when it was real 3xoverhead a few years back
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