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11 Hours since the last post, what's a lurker to do ?
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West is best...
Everyone's on holiday actually surfing.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Re-instated Surf.Co Official Rark Judge. Winner of the 2012 people's choice SNAP award. Mayor of the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.
Sorry caves, have no fear you won't have to resort to pornhub... Im back ready to flag family and friends over this holiday period to man the controls at surf.co central.
Had 3 surfs yesterday and a dive today, I won't be so selfish again.
Originally posted by: Spud
Everyone's on holiday actually surfing.
Unless they've been in Wellington. On the up side, I had more good coffee in 5 days than I've had all year...notable mentions being Chocolate Fish cafe and Midnight Espresso for oldtime's sake.
And again on the up side, I pick up a new board tomorrow and there's going to be surf all week. Taylors looked fair pumping tonight.
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Former surf.co rark judge
Caves wat the? you and me must be bored.
Originally posted by: tatnorth
Caves wat the? you and me must be bored.
Last two days pretty good out here Tat, you get any ?
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West is best...
It's the Xmas period (it gets worse every year).
Originally posted by: marko sharkoOriginally posted by: Spud
Everyone's on holiday actually surfing.
Unless they've been in Wellington. On the up side, I had more good coffee in 5 days than I've had all year...notable mentions being Chocolate Fish cafe and Midnight Espresso for oldtime's sake.
And again on the up side, I pick up a new board tomorrow and there's going to be surf all week. Taylors looked fair pumping tonight.
it was good most of the day..6 out at 7pm
bah!!
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Former surf.co rark judge
One of the few perks I've found about here..everyone bailsaround Xmas.
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Former surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: marko sharkois the arrow down the stringer to remind you which end faces forward?
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: marko sharkoOriginally posted by: Spud
Everyone's on holiday actually surfing.
Unless they've been in Wellington. On the up side, I had more good coffee in 5 days than I've had all year...notable mentions being Chocolate Fish cafe and Midnight Espresso for oldtime's sake.
And again on the up side, I pick up a new board tomorrow and there's going to be surf all week. Taylors looked fair pumping tonight.
You were warned.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Re-instated Surf.Co Official Rark Judge. Winner of the 2012 people's choice SNAP award. Mayor of the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.
Originally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: marko sharkois the arrow down the stringer to remind you which end faces forward?![]()
Nah, I think it is just aerodynamics to make it go faster.
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Former surf.co rark judge
nice marko , that looks like a hobbit mobile
how small is it and not in hobbit ft
Originally posted by: Cave'sOriginally posted by: tatnorth
Caves wat the? you and me must be bored.
Last two days pretty good out here Tat, you get any ?
went sun but on mid to low outgoing didnt get much. been out a bit now living closer, better change me name now.
6'2" x 19"5/8 x 2"1/2 and 32 litres...epoxy custom.
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Former surf.co rark judge
its carbon down the stringer a sort of a flex controller,,,
remember the old carbon fibre stringers from back in the day? kind of the same deal
now roy and paul cannons troll can enter the post regarding flex...
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
Originally posted by: Nell-E
its carbon down the stringer a sort of a flex controller,,,
remember the old carbon fibre stringers from back in the day? kind of the same deal
now roy and paul cannons troll can enter the post regarding flex...
OK, the proposition is
The carbon patches being added here and there to surfboards are just a moronic attempt to look 'high tech' but since the buyers are at the same level as the shapers, it works.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: marko sharko
6'2" x 19"5/8 x 2"1/2 and 32 litres...epoxy custom.
Custom Plastic Flotsam (CPF)
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: Nell-E
its carbon down the stringer a sort of a flex controller,,,
remember the old carbon fibre stringers from back in the day? kind of the same deal
now roy and paul cannons troll can enter the post regarding flex...
OK, the proposition is![]()
The carbon patches being added here and there to surfboards are just a moronic attempt to look 'high tech' but since the buyers are at the same level as the shapers, it works.
Unless of course the shaper knows what hes doing is moronic and knows that bullsh.it runs a marathon.
Its like the excessive pricing of certain excessively long wooden boards.
like the herbal cancer remedy that no one would buy until they made it 500bucks per dose,,,
but from creasing a firewire recently i would say any help in strength without sacrificing weight is a plus when it comes to epoxy.
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart
The carbon patches being added here and there to surfboards are just a moronic attempt to look 'high tech' but since the buyers are at the same level as the shapers, it works.
Question: what is the scale of said "level"??
and isnt labelling people into levels the
same reason in which some people oppose ..........say..competition surfing![]()
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
It's not fair to feed donkeys carrots nelly, they can't control themselves
Light boards are overrated in my opinion.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Re-instated Surf.Co Official Rark Judge. Winner of the 2012 people's choice SNAP award. Mayor of the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.
Originally posted by: Spud
Light boards are overrated in my opinion.
definitely, but super fun when you need that
'lift'
my board albeit nearly dead weighs a tonne..
kinda like a skateboard in a bowl.
bit of weight keeps the momentum but wow this
conversation has been done a few times before too,,,
hahahah,,,
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
*edited 02 Jan 2013 12:40
oh and the reason im on here and not surfing 4ft windswell is that ive just come off a 3 day norovirus bender
... was super gnarly.
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: Nell-E
its carbon down the stringer a sort of a flex controller,,,
remember the old carbon fibre stringers from back in the day? kind of the same deal
now roy and paul cannons troll can enter the post regarding flex...
OK, the proposition is![]()
The carbon patches being added here and there to surfboards are just a moronic attempt to look 'high tech' but since the buyers are at the same level as the shapers, it works.
Like a gold dragon is a moronic attempt to make something look valuable? I think I get it now.
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Former surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: Nell-E
*edited 02 Jan 2013 12:40
oh and the reason im on here and not surfing 4ft windswell is that ive just come off a 3 day norovirus bender
... was super gnarly.
Fark
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Roy could make the most lightweight, high performance surfboards the world has ever seen Nelly. The problem Is that Roy's idea of the perfect wave is a wave that actually doesn't break hence the need to create 13ft slop sliders... he shouldn't be commenting on any form of design outside of his nailed shut wooden coffin headspace.
three days, that's gnarly. must be the water from the hippies
Originally posted by: Spud
Light boards are overrated in my opinion.
Translation= I can only do hacks and cutbacks
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
three days, that's gnarly. must be the water from the hippies
Never trust a hippie...
yeah i dunno, its running rampant by the sounds of it,
anyhow back to festive mud-slinging.
good to see you staying out of surboard talk bc,
clearly a "level" above.
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
when you gonna post your avatar photo up Nellis?
dunno does it not show?
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
I can see it... But it's tiny give us the big high resolution version.. I thought your skater ethos of only publishing made moves has stopping you from posting it up![]()
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
that's a cool punt ^
Nice work! no grab also...![]()
sh1t Nellie you're 35 mate, you'll have a heart attack if your not careful.![]()
like a fine wine batts.
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
Originally posted by: Nell-E
like a fine wine batts.
Sitting in a dark dusty forgotten corner of a rich guys cellar slowly getting cork taint?
thats a lot better than a dirty bottle of scrumpys tho batman.
used an abused by a dirty 16 year old girl who asks the next day wtf was i thinkin.
Originally posted by: Nell-Ethis would blow stats mind. He saw his 1st alleyoop about 6months ago and couldnt believe it possible
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the older i get the better i was
buttplugs are rubber nowerdays batt.
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
*edited 03 Jan 2013 11:35
and ear plugs
*edited 06 Jan 2013 16:46
dirty 16 y/o??
wtf??????
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.

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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
Originally posted by: Nell-E
Now that's what I call a bender.
why post it? not face book
was for dungas infatuation,
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
*edited 06 Jan 2013 19:47
*edited 06 Jan 2013 19:46
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
Pure of gay sh1t.