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Guilty pleasures...
Reading glossy woman's magazines.
capachino.. geez carnd fikkin think of anythin.. Ruby red wine probly and enjoying the fuk out of it..
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire-
cripes why you want to read womens glossy mags in the first place Batts? its full of shid thats why theyre mental in the first place you want to find the cause of an argument with your loved one good chances are she picked up up this weird idea in one of those glossy's.
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire-
" now next time you're "Husband" does that again you tell him girl"
" And dont take no for an answer!!"
faarrkk.. advice collums..
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire-
Originally posted by: robyonder
cripes why you want to read womens glossy mags in the first place Batts? its full of shid thats why theyre mental in the first place you want to find the cause of an argument with your loved one good chances are she picked up up this weird idea in one of those glossy's.
Nah not those types... more like plastic surgery gone wrong... drunken celebs...
just for the record, I dont buy them
Actually "glossy" is a poor choice of words... more trashy.
Worst start to a thread ever... 
night...
Originally posted by: BatteryOriginally posted by: robyonder
cripes why you want to read womens glossy mags in the first place Batts? its full of shid thats why theyre mental in the first place you want to find the cause of an argument with your loved one good chances are she picked up up this weird idea in one of those glossy's.
Nah not those types... more like plastic surgery gone wrong... drunken celebs...
just for the record, I dont buy them
uhuh.
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire-
watching day time tv like jermemy kyle or goodmorning. sometimes i watch it to see how bad it is the badness makes it entertaining sorta. techno listening
Listening to Iron Maiden.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Re-instated Surf.Co Official Rark Judge. Winner of the 2012 people's choice SNAP award. Mayor of the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.
listening to aha a little while back given i havent listened to it in twenty years i even sang along Fuk it . Like bossman said at a certain age you dont give a fuk about image any more you can do what the fuk you want what ever isnt an image becomes your image the new cool about basicly not giving a fuk .. a sort of invisable cool yet .. there. Fuk it.
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire-
Baking Choc Brownies and eating the whole lot my self then having a shower and a cry phank
dead thread batts.. read womens weekly coupla a times try and figure out what women were thinking . .
Never got a clear answer ..
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire-
pretty fukin illiterate tho.
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire-
Originally posted by: Elbacyab
Baking Choc Brownies and eating the whole lot my self then having a shower and a cry phank
sounds like the devils weed is your guilty pleasure
Lame, but you all do it.
Using your dark glasses to check out the ar5es or pointing out the scenery while checking out the scenery. Could go either way with her checking out alternative scenery.
Alternatively, being blatant and saying check out that ladies shoe’s, you would look good in them.
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It's 8+ and you gotta mow lawns, FFS
Rihanna music videos.
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Former surf.co rark judge
hate her
Rhianna's forehead is bigger than mine, and I'm losing my hair.
Anyways my guilty pleasures include chocolate, video games and the Food Channel.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
another one of mine is takeaways, dam them all to hell.
you all sound like a bunch of whinging middle aged housewives, oh i will be a devil and have that piece of cake, so naughty.
If this is what counts for depravity in the new zealand surfing community these days it really is in a sorry state.
dwarf throwing, feels kinda wrong but so satisfying
and you do that?
Don't ask an ex-pat what he gets up to in his spare time....
I'd throw a few but to be honest they freak me out... I wouldn't really want to touch one
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Originally posted by: 2020
I'd throw a few but to be honest they freak me out... I wouldn't really want to touch one
Especially ginger ones.
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/delusional/kachingo.html [angelfire.com]
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Former surf.co rark judge
Acid!! Love it!
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
1 - Watching old Beavis and Butthead. I still have a BnB all over print tshirt from about 16 years ago and my missus farking hates it.
2 - wearing this t shirt.
Originally posted by: Jtah
Acid!! Love it!
Some really interesting research about the link between acid and divine experiences/god activates similar areas of the brain to those activated in deep meditative states.
Ginger dwarfs are indeed a disturbing phenomenon, don't knock dwarf throwing till u try it bc.
Albino dwarves would be freakier
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
you guys gotta watch 'life's too short'
Back in the day I was flatting in Auckland with my gf and her friend who was a westy dwarf in the mold of stevie nicks but shorter.
She had a bust up with her dwarf bf and we went out to JDs Nightclub which was the epicenter of westie culture in Auckland at the time, all ACDC, leather waistcoats and whiskey with coke.
Anyways she hooked up with this guy Herman who was a driver for ACE towing, the creme of westy royalty, big fat 6'4 hairy bast*rd, think Ron Jeremy on steroids.
A week later they return home after a romantic date at the speedway and head to the bedroom, goddam house starts shaking but all good, each to their own.
I'm in the lounge, big bowl of nachos smoking cones and reading ren and stimpy comics, just chilled and living the dream, next thing there's a big rawcus at the front door and a posse of dwarfs and a tooled up midget with a kind of mini baseball bat burst in.
Herman flys out the bedroom all handle bar mustache and sweaty fat whiteman, dressed only in boxers to be greeted by a sublime right cross to the testicles from the bf and a kneecapping good fella styles by the midget.
Then the little fuc*ers just disappear blending into the night like some kind of ompa lumpars versed in the dark arts.
True story, never fu*k with either dwarfs or Russians.
At least make your story believable penowaaa, did a orangutan drive the getaway bus back to the circus ?
or rip their stumps off ?
some of us may have had a more interesting life than others jello but it's ok.
How bout you slither back into your hole and cover yourself up with the excrement that you sprouted from.
life is just ok for you P .
Hows the no drinking blitz going for you .
Im not the one crouched over a keyboard at 1am jello.
its ten two c0ck
One Guilty pleasure of mine is fuking off dik heads..my bad , but thanks batt for a refreshing thread .
Originally posted by: Pena
some of us may have had a more interesting life than others jello but it's ok.
How bout you slither back into your hole and cover yourself up with the excrement that you sprouted from.
I have warned you penas about blow@rsing... karma is real my friend, and the reaper walks amongst us
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
you guys gotta watch 'life's too short'
that's some funny shi!T
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Originally posted by: Pena
you all sound like a bunch of whinging middle aged housewives, oh i will be a devil and have that piece of cake, so naughty.
If this is what counts for depravity in the new zealand surfing community these days it really is in a sorry state.
Originally posted by: Pena
dwarf throwing, feels kinda wrong but so satisfying
These two posts conflict with each other. Looks like you're not one to judge Pena. Dwarf throwing is just as bad as racism in my book.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
how about throwing black dwarfs..... does that make you any more of a bad person?... I hear they "throw" further.
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
No 20, they bounce higher when thrown correctly, their hair follicles are strong and dense which operate as spring shock absorbers.
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It's 8+ and you gotta mow lawns, FFS
your guilty pleasure should be going to JD's
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: stake
No 20, they bounce higher when thrown correctly, their hair follicles are strong and dense which operate as spring shock absorbers.
....good points...I hear they are denser- and therefore have more carry...
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
2020 has no guilty pleasures- he only has pleasures... with no guilt... like wearing diamond pants, gold chains, and driving expensive german cars.... why feel guilty about being awesome....
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
what about cradle snatcher?
?
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
thats your guilty pleasure. pedo
.... still no idea what you're talking about...but please continue- I'm looking forward to seeing where you are going with this...
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
why the guilt utah? mrs utah not approve?
downloading porn on other peoples wifi
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My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy.
Originally posted by: 2020
.... still no idea what you're talking about...but please continue- I'm looking forward to seeing where you are going with this...
mmmmmm wifes a gold digger.....hey if you can't handle it, log off, you are full of static
...wrong again... my wife earned more than me... and that's no small feat- which I guess would technically make me the gold digger... so go 2020!
Some people are frightened by successful women BC...but then I suspect you are pretty much frightened of all women..
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
explains why you freak me, must be the perm. I know for a fact you are lying.
Originally posted by: Drgl33t
why the guilt utah? mrs utah not approve?
True I should have read the thread title more carefully. Zero guilt, excluding the criminal aspect.
I hope she approves or I'll be having a bad one in the next 2 weeks
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
explains why you freak me, must be the perm. I know for a fact you are lying.
gold
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: BatteryOriginally posted by: Pena
some of us may have had a more interesting life than others jello but it's ok.
How bout you slither back into your hole and cover yourself up with the excrement that you sprouted from.
I have warned you penas about blow@rsing... karma is real my friend, and the reaper walks amongst us
you should be thanking me for bringing your lamo thread back to life
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
explains why you freak me, must be the perm. I know for a fact you are lying.
...oh really?....silly old me.... please enlighten me...
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
Don’t take no shat from a dik drill 20.
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It's 8+ and you gotta mow lawns, FFS
Originally posted by: jelly
One Guilty pleasure of mine is fuking off dik heads..my bad , but thanks batt for a refreshing thread .
Are u and battery heading out west for either the Kahuna boardriders Go for Toast comp, or the Go for Gold next year?