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Surf.co awards 2013
Snap delivered in the end... but his heart is just not in it anymore. It was about 4 months late... with a few weak choices... anyway change is in the air, I feel as a elder statesman around here its time to pick Snaps replacement.
....back in your box newbie.... those are some big shoes you're trying to step into..
SNAPS back catalogue of work both here and on Tracks is formidible
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
Yer batt ..... clowns have big feet .
wtf
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Batt is like that guy who tries to be a local enforcer after a solid 3months of paying his dues
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: Battery
Snap delivered in the end... but his heart is just not in it anymore. It was about 4 months late... with a few weak choices... anyway change is in the air, I feel as a elder statesman around here its time to pick Snaps replacement.
i cant see em, just talk about it. put it up!
snaps dead baby snaps dead . . new meat for the blender. . Jeez the Batt's awards . . yeh it could work. .
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The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries. D rockefeller ˚Supranational- having power or influence that transcends national boundaries or governments:
Batts is on it
the snore awards tanked this year
consensus nominations
and less effort than catching a wave at lyall bay
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
lyall bay on a sunny saturday 2-3 foot, try catching a decent wave without dropping in.
Originally posted by: Battery
Snap delivered in the end... but his heart is just not in it anymore. It was about 4 months late... with a few weak choices... anyway change is in the air, I feel as a elder statesman around here its time to pick Snaps replacement.
Kook!
Why don't you go back to the mainland!
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If you can't surf it, F&$k it!
Batt
pi$$ing off the oldfolks since 2012 
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: The BossOriginally posted by: Battery
Snap delivered in the end... but his heart is just not in it anymore. It was about 4 months late... with a few weak choices... anyway change is in the air, I feel as a elder statesman around here its time to pick Snaps replacement.
Kook!
Why don't you go back to the mainland!
Go back to the valley.
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Former surf.co rark judge
Your so houli you don't even know you're houli! You must be joj.
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If you can't surf it, F&$k it!
You're haole, haole.
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Former surf.co rark judge
in fairness boss. The triple crown is on - get your terminology on point!
True, epic fail... Having said that how was sunset today, some pretty good coverage going on.
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If you can't surf it, F&$k it!
Was pretty sweet!!
In fairness batts, I reckon you can't go far wrong with a biggest wave photo/vid award.
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Former surf.co rark judge
*edited 02 Dec 2012 05:57
Batts, local enforcer on surfco forum and micks bay
(btw micks bay looks so fun but rock bottom looks so gnarly)
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Those are people who die die. They were all my friends, and they died.
^^ Dont forget Cable Bay Nelly... I have put a stake in the ground there also, dont make me remind you
Anyway I never mentioned The Batt Awards, just suggested replacing Snap...
I would like to see 20 or Trash step up to the plate.
I will put my hand up if the fan-club really wants me to...
who's going back to the valley? I can't keep up. it's like missing a few episodes of 1994 shortland st.
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Originally posted by: marko sharko
Was pretty sweet!!
In fairness batts, I reckon you can't go far wrong with a biggest wave photo/vid award.
No, past achievements should mean nothing in any awards ceremonies... It must be from the currant season. The "old boys" attitude that rots this forum to the core must die...
Originally posted by: Battery
I would like to see 20 or Trash step up to the plate.
I will put my hand up if the fan-club really wants me to...
Pathetic, get a life.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: Battery
The "old boys" attitude that rots this forum to the core must die...
Making a new troll account to hide your past embarrassments BP, it's a sad tale of woe.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
roydrone is bitter this morning 
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: Battery
The "old boys" attitude that rots this forum to the core must die...
Making a new troll account to hide your past embarrassments BP, it's a sad tale of woe.
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I dont know what your talking about Roy?? I thought we were mates now
maybe you need to lay off the paulownia dust, its seems to increase the paranoia.
Originally posted by: BatteryOriginally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: Battery
The "old boys" attitude that rots this forum to the core must die...
Making a new troll account to hide your past embarrassments BP, it's a sad tale of woe.
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I dont know what your talking about Roy?? I thought we were mates now
Of course we are friends now, I just don't want to see you blowing it by having anything to do with awards nonsense, it just 'aint seemly.
BTW the paranoia comments was a non sequitur, it was you who were alleging an old boy conspiracy, and forum rot... all of which lacks the Batt chill factor and reeks of Giraffe Boy of old... just saying.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: Beemertrash
roydrone is bitter this morning
Fresh coffee, bacon eggs and fritters, the garden is doing well, children are happy and well behaved, a new firenzo Contessa wood stove with wet back being installed, boards under construction, plenty of paid work on, sprinkler sprinkling, firewood to stack, health is good, sore muscles from training... it's steady as she goes here in beautiful Sth Waikato.
Keep up with the Roy Report via twitter ... @Roy_Stuart_NZ
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Sounds like a bit of self sucking^^^
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Nuttin beta than sinking your teeth into a fat juicy rump
twitter lol sucked in.
Saw some video footage of scooter surfing just recently.
It hurts watching someone surf good waves so badly.
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SNAP awards 2012 tees http://surf.co.nz/forum/surfing-buy-sell/3843/
Originally posted by: SNAP
Saw some video footage of scooter surfing just recently.
It hurts watching someone surf good waves so badly.
Dunedin looks grouse!
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Originally posted by: SNAP
Saw some video footage of scooter surfing just recently.
It hurts watching someone surf good waves so badly.
He's a shocker alright, it's a good thing he can't breed.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Wow! There's a few glass house inhabitants lobbing stones on this thread.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Speakind of shockers....It's a shame Roy does breed. Just what the world needs...More Roy's...Yeah right.
I can assure you that none of my children are named 'Roy'.... and also that their existence raises the IQ of the country.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
I hope one of them idolizes David Bain.
Im sure they already have home made cardigans.
*edited 03 Dec 2012 19:04
I've met plenty of kids with batsh1t crazy parents that turned out fine. So there is no need to be concerned Daveo!
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart
I can assure you that none of my children are named 'Roy'.... and also that their existence raises the IQ of the country.
Well so long as their IQ is greater than zero they'll achieve that. Weather or not they increase the average IQ of the country is another matter. You seem like a pretty dedicated parent so I reckon they'd achieve this.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Re-instated Surf.Co Official Rark Judge. Winner of the 2012 people's choice SNAP award. Mayor of the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.
Dedicated to keeping them in a compound and exposing them only to his views perhaps.
Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: SNAP
Saw some video footage of scooter surfing just recently.
It hurts watching someone surf good waves so badly.
He's a shocker alright, it's a good thing he can't breed.
...thats a really c*nty comment Roy..
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
^^ Soon he will be down to mine and BC's level
Roy has been a bit volatile lately...I got a "shut the fu(k up" at about 7 o'clock in the morning after pointing out a photo that Roy shared on facebook was a scam, which in my book, is far too early for swearing and being angry.
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Former surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: SNAP
Saw some video footage of scooter surfing just recently.
It hurts watching someone surf good waves so badly.
He's a shocker alright, it's a good thing he can't breed.
...thats a really c*nty comment Roy..
Given that you never comment when he says far worse things about me many times a week, I'd say that's a c*nty double standard 2020...
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: marko sharko
Roy has been a bit volatile lately...I got a "shut the fu(k up" at about 7 o'clock in the morning after pointing out a photo that Roy shared on facebook was a scam, which in my book, is far too early for swearing and being angry.
What rash assumptions you make, Roy swears at any time of the day and wasn't angry.
By the way, calling the post a scam is stretching the definition pretty far, considering that 'scam' is used to describe attempts to make a profit by deception.
The point is Marko that the post was a joke. You are an incredibly dour and uninteresting facebook poster with zero sense of humour... at least in my experience.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: marko sharko
Roy has been a bit volatile lately...I got a "shut the fu(k up" at about 7 o'clock in the morning after pointing out a photo that Roy shared on facebook was a scam, which in my book, is far too early for swearing and being angry.
Don't feel bad, I too got a predictable "fu(k you" for pointing out his predictability. He then changed the subject and no doubt will post a pic of a board soon until it all dies down again.
It is the way of things.
Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: marko sharko
Roy has been a bit volatile lately...I got a "shut the fu(k up" at about 7 o'clock in the morning after pointing out a photo that Roy shared on facebook was a scam, which in my book, is far too early for swearing and being angry.
What rash assumptions you make, Roy swears at any time of the day and wasn't angry.
By the way, calling the post a scam is stretching the definition pretty far, considering that 'scam' is used to describe attempts to make a profit by deception.
The point is Marko that the post was a joke. You are an incredibly dour and uninteresting facebook poster with zero sense of humour... at least in my experience.
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Pray tell, what is the definition of a scam?
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Former surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: SNAP
Saw some video footage of scooter surfing just recently.
It hurts watching someone surf good waves so badly.
He's a shocker alright, it's a good thing he can't breed.
...thats a really c*nty comment Roy..
Given that you never comment when he says far worse things about me many times a week, I'd say that's a c*nty double standard 2020...
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As you well know 2020 has stuck up for you on many occasions, both on this forum and others- your call of double standards is incorrect, and a convenient ruse to deflect your poor earlier comment.
2020 expects more of Roy- and wonders why he has become so agressive recently- he used to be teflon...now he is velcro
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
... I would respond to your PM earlier but for some reason the send PM function of my account doesnt work- hasn't for months....but please keep those card's and leeters rolling in kids- you know how ol '20 loves to hear from his fans..
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
*edited 03 Dec 2012 22:51
Schoolgirls
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Red & Black ..how many times .
Originally posted by: SNAP
Saw some video footage of scooter surfing just recently.
It hurts watching someone surf good waves so badly.
Fortunately i don't suffer a neurosis where i care what others think of my skills
so here's some more [vimeo.com]
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuartroy hasnt been this confused since he told us his boards were the best pipeline boards on the market. spreading confusion amongst the seniors, epic rark battsOriginally posted by: Battery
The "old boys" attitude that rots this forum to the core must die...
Making a new troll account to hide your past embarrassments BP, it's a sad tale of woe.
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: marko sharkoOriginally posted by: Roy_StuartOriginally posted by: marko sharko
Roy has been a bit volatile lately...I got a "shut the fu(k up" at about 7 o'clock in the morning after pointing out a photo that Roy shared on facebook was a scam, which in my book, is far too early for swearing and being angry.
What rash assumptions you make, Roy swears at any time of the day and wasn't angry.
By the way, calling the post a scam is stretching the definition pretty far, considering that 'scam' is used to describe attempts to make a profit by deception.
The point is Marko that the post was a joke. You are an incredibly dour and uninteresting facebook poster with zero sense of humour... at least in my experience.
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Pray tell, what is the definition of a scam?
Most definitions include the intention to make a profit.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: bionic chronicanother sign of our favourite hipster selling out.
twitter lol sucked in.
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: downsouthOriginally posted by: marko sharko
Roy has been a bit volatile lately...I got a "shut the fu(k up" at about 7 o'clock in the morning after pointing out a photo that Roy shared on facebook was a scam, which in my book, is far too early for swearing and being angry.
Don't feel bad, I too got a predictable "fu(k you" for pointing out his predictability. He then changed the subject and no doubt will post a pic of a board soon until it all dies down again.
It is the way of things.
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: bionic chronicanother sign of our favourite hipster selling out.
twitter lol sucked in.
Great to see you back in your original form BP.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuart
He's a shocker alright, it's a good thing he can't breed.
#roydrone swings and misses again#
as you well know by your prescribed seaweed detox last time the subject came up when you were being your hate-fulled self
i choose not to have kids due to chronic toxic chemical poisoning at my first job.
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Originally posted by: Roy_Stuartno false accusations this morning mr stewart? Dont tell me the haze and confusion has clearedOriginally posted by: brighton_pumpsOriginally posted by: bionic chronicanother sign of our favourite hipster selling out.
twitter lol sucked in.
Great to see you back in your original form BP.
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: BeemertrashTo be fair you and him are the only two here who think batts and BP are the same poster. Maybe you have more in common than you thinkOriginally posted by: Roy_Stuart
He's a shocker alright, it's a good thing he can't breed.
#roydrone swings and misses again#
i choose not to have kids due to chronic toxic chemical poisoning at my first job.
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the older i get the better i was
i know not
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu