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Putting it out there....
I'm putting it out there.... I hate the hobbit, and I am already sick to death of whole middle earth bullsh+t...... this is thread for putting it out there.... share your hate, and let it grow..
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
Im with you 20 Middle Earth can fark off back to Middle Earth.
Big footed fukers need to shave there feet
I hate gopro footage of surfers where the camera is pointing up at them. It makes great surf look sh1te.
I hate Twilight. Poorly written books and movies with ridiculous subject matter. Vampires don't sparkle in the sun, they burn god dammit! All of the attention and hysteria is absolutely unwarranted because the books and movies are so bad.
Re - The Hobbit:
I can understand why people hate or might be sick of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, but you're a complete muppet if you can't at the very least respect the quality and effort that goes into the books and films.
Tolkien is a genius author who deserves all of the accolades he has received. Him and CS Lewis made fantasty stories awesome.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
Originally posted by: tubenet
I hate Twilight. Poorly written books and movies with ridiculous subject matter. Vampires don't sparkle in the sun, they burn god dammit! All of the attention and hysteria is absolutely unwarranted because the books and movies are so bad.
Re - The Hobbit:
I can understand why people hate or might be sick of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, but you're a complete muppet if you can't at the very least respect the quality and effort that goes into the books and films.
Tolkien is a genius author who deserves all of the accolades he has received. Him and CS Lewis made fantasty stories awesome.
Spot on!!
Go pros do my goat too. Unless the are helmet mounted types while the dudes getting sik barrels.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
The other problem with Go Pros is that you can get a big barrel but the footage looks very similar to a 1ft barrel. Unless it's Shark Island or Teahupoo of course.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
LOTR and The Hobbit are as about "New Zealand" as eskimos.
Why are we embracing this as if its part of our culture?... just because its filmed here and directed by a New Zealander?..... well so was Once Were Warriors- and I don't remember seeing the Muss on side of an Air New Zealand 767...or the country referring to themselves as middle Otara.
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
^^you mean you dont promote your wife beater?
never read the books tolkien is grossy overrated like that harry potter author ....Terry prattchet was a better author and had a sense of humor worth a million tolkiens
watched 30min of a dubed version of the first film didn't bother with the rest
Why was it filmed in Matamata when putararu has existing hairy deformed sword swinging residents
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
Ive seen what you read...
those Deep mags you selling on Trade-me. mint condition?
This thread has trash^ written all over it.
Sarcastic Fat gutz
YOU WILL NOT PASS! said the wizard of Putz
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It's 8+ and you gotta mow lawns, FFS
Yeah the amount of gumbies who paddle out in 2ft mush then proceed to miss every wave they paddle for all whilst filming their surfing adventure is laughable then once they are finally on a wave they bust out a 5 stage bottom turn to a solid off the middle trim.
Really makes you wonder how much footage is deleted off them each time people surf
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Chairman of the sub 1000
I've had a guts full of potholes , traffic cones , detour ahead , the farken ferrymead bridge and ny coffee spilling everywhere ecept in my pie hole ..
My other gripe is people who spend too much time watching Craig Anderson movies and so will trim on their little egg boards for 90% of the wave before attempting a layback cutback and falling off halfway thru then paddle back out and do it all again
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Chairman of the sub 1000
The apple corporation macs, Ipads and assorted other s^it that is non compatable.
People who use the term kook, gumby such as the above post, and seem to spend too much energy focussing on the negative aspects of others surfing.
It is arrogant, distasteful and places far to much importance on the act of riding a wave.
Its supposed to be fun.
Oh I'm sorry guru pena maybe one day you will land one of you attempts and if you are real lucky maybe you will have your go pro on too what a day that will be
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Chairman of the sub 1000
The negativity and focus on performance will burn u up inside Jabes and turn u into a bitter old local.
Why not learner rather than kook?
As a guru is someone who works alongside others to help them better themselves....I appreciate your compliment.
If you require more help with direction I can put u in touch with Bishop Tamaki
Originally posted by: jelly
I've had a guts full of potholes , traffic cones , detour ahead , the farken ferrymead bridge and ny coffee spilling everywhere ecept in my pie hole ..
Relax man - we'll be ones laughing in Feb 2016 when its finished. I personally can't wait to see a bridge 100m long that takes 3 years to build.
Cause they aren't learners they can surf no issue catching waves or standing up as a teacher you should be familiar with the quote of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: Beemertrash
never read the books tolkien is
1)grossy overrated
2)Terry prattchet was a better author
So if you've never read the books how can you make those calls?
Not saying your wrong though.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
The real question to ponder would be why does the way they surf bother and anger you?
and Jabes,
To be honest surfing good is really hard to do which is why fark all people do it.
Take Roy for example. He's given up completely.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
It bothers me as its such a flavour of the month way to waste a wave
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Originally posted by: downsouthOriginally posted by: jelly
I've had a guts full of potholes , traffic cones , detour ahead , the farken ferrymead bridge and ny coffee spilling everywhere ecept in my pie hole ..
Relax man - we'll be ones laughing in Feb 2016 when its finished. I personally can't wait to see a bridge 100m long that takes 3 years to build.
They should of dumped rock and rubble from the redclifs end of the causway across to the windsurf carpark on the other side of the estuary then on to linwood ave .
Oh and layed a road on top of it .
I dont mind the hobbit and lotr, I just hate the money game behind it. I too get sick of go pro footage of someone's moosh. I hate the fact facebook is used for eveything now I feel like a corperate whore with my 90 percent fake acquaintances or friends. I hate twitter and instagram cause I don't see the point when facebook does the same sh1t. I hate worthless no substance status updates, that are more like mental notes or diary entries. I really hate all these crime cop shows like csi or castle or chuck and shows like homeland or revolution. I hate petra bagurst and her fake expressions and her fark off tweeness, I hate british presenters trying to tell nzers what to do on the telli. The way aussies say 'that'or thut and then go to the polar extreme with their i's. people getting upity about people not pronouncing Maori properly when they don't care about the jibberish they spurt out. I hate hekia and bill english.
Pena, kook is a term of endearment, everyone uses it in a mocking way at times.
Surf talk constantly evolves, a new term invented daily ya kook.
Check the worlds worst surfing contest, wall to wall kooks, not learners, kooks
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It's 8+ and you gotta mow lawns, FFS
Forthcoming iMac. No farking optical drive.
kook is an adopted word from other nations, tryna be cool and that. surf talk is just wannabe sh1t.
I hate the word "stoked"...
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
I don't really hate anything but strongly dislike the term gutted.
Also how it feels like everyone now wants to be the star of their own lifes reality show through facebook, twitter etc.
I dislike the values that place material wealth and work at the centre of peoples existance.
Quote " there is a great power that man toils under, it does not destroy or even tyranise, but rather reduces man to a species of quiet and timourous sheep"
also cynical negative people, oh and those overly smug, happy prats too.
Jesus this is gaining momentium best get out of here before the hate sets in.
.... its all about venting Pena....let if flow baby.... purge yourself.
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
I hate that TV 2 promo ad where famous people are using one word to describe NZ. One c^%t says "gangsta".
How the fark did that get through and be used? Just to appeal to the youthful homie idiots? gangs are on par with pedos imo. If I could strike them down all at once I would.
Also surfer type girls with the lingo blond locks and thick as pig sh^t, show some femininity and braincells for Farks sake.
Dislike them in the water, either learners in packs quoting Blue Crush, highly annoying or good surfers threatens my masculinity.
Also rugby head groupy chicks
Jeez Penas sounds like you should take that holiday sooner, Your soul patch will be grey by xmas at this rate.
Chicks in the water its Agade pena ...what's your problem man .
surfer girls in general.....just no class
I dislike expats.
nice one, welcome back ar^e wipe
Jeez that soul patch went from grey to white
You got admit to abit of cringing around some of them Penas.
Originally posted by: Pena
Also surfer type girls with the lingo blond locks and thick as pig sh^t, show some femininity and braincells for Farks sake.
Dislike them in the water, either learners in packs quoting Blue Crush, highly annoying or good surfers threatens my masculinity.
Also rugby head groupy chicks
They serve a purpose
When I was in u20s one of the boys had a misses who went to the regional catholic boarding school. She had a group of about 7 or 8 mates that used to come to all of our games
. I'll let you work out the rest
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Your mates tied you to the goal posts naked and everyone laughed?
yep true, the goddam stock broker/banker types are pretty grim. Also hearing the term ohh it's not like the UK when in SE asia
The expat housewives are also a pretty shallow and conceited breed, worst though is sitting in a quiet pub when one of those dam Kontiki type groups come through, that one really is cringe worthy.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
kook is an adopted word from other nations, tryna be cool and that. surf talk is just wannabe sh1t.
Who gives a fark if a word is adopted belly flop, extend yourself and try drop knee.
Surf talk is an organic occurrence. Like totally dude
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It's 8+ and you gotta mow lawns, FFS
What words have your grommies taught you lately Take?
Originally posted by: Battery
Your mates tied you to the goal posts naked and everyone laughed?
It's almost as if you were there.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
kook is an adopted word from other nations, tryna be cool and that. surf talk is just wannabe sh!t.
Who gives a fark if a word is adopted belly flop, extend yourself and try drop knee.
Surf talk is an organic occurrence. Like totally dude
Still mostly oldskool talk Bman. sik,tearing sh!t up etc.
I say its on, the grommmies say eyebrows. Not sure what it means, but thats their sh!t, not going to correct them with proper engrish.
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It's 8+ and you gotta mow lawns, FFS
i hate the older kid in the nutrigrain ad. i also hate wannabe scots.
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Originally posted by: Drgl33t
i hate the older kid in the nutrigrain ad. i also hate wannabe scots.
What?
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Originally posted by: Pena
The apple corporation macs, Ipads and assorted other s^it that is non compatable.
I don't understand. Macs, iPads, iPods and iPhones are all compatible?
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Former surf.co rark judge
yes only with other hipster apple products
Originally posted by: Pena
surfer girls in general.....just no class
Have you ever thought they might of bunked pena class for a reason ?
Originally posted by: TakeOriginally posted by: bionic chronic
kook is an adopted word from other nations, tryna be cool and that. surf talk is just wannabe sh!t.
Who gives a fark if a word is adopted belly flop, extend yourself and try drop knee.
Surf talk is an organic occurrence. Like totally dude
Still mostly oldskool talk Bman. sik,tearing sh!t up etc.
I say its on, the grommmies say eyebrows. Not sure what it means, but thats their sh!t, not going to correct them with proper engrish.
nah just adopted cause people only saw seppos surfing back in the day saying all that surfer talk. " go ya c%nt" is authentic surf culture line from down under. The grommies say eyebrows? maybe your ones do and it wont be around for long as it is so stupid, like skux.
Originally posted by: JtahOriginally posted by: Pena
Also surfer type girls with the lingo blond locks and thick as pig sh^t, show some femininity and braincells for Farks sake.
Dislike them in the water, either learners in packs quoting Blue Crush, highly annoying or good surfers threatens my masculinity.
Also rugby head groupy chicks
They serve a purpose
When I was in u20s one of the boys had a misses who went to the regional catholic boarding school. She had a group of about 7 or 8 mates that used to come to all of our games
Yeah okay David Brent.
I have been listening to a lot of Gervais podcasts. Could be rubbing off
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Have a laugh sure, but don't make the mistake of the laughter of hate.
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Have a laugh sure, but don't make the mistake of the laughter of hate.
What are you on about. Jeez your a weird little fckuer.
Are you an only child?
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
it's a quote, when you find it you will sh1t bricks.