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Regrets I've had a few...
Ive always hated people that say they have no regrets... Its the same people that cant say sorry, to scared to admit that they f ucked up...
Anyway post a few up for the depraved amusement of the rest of us...
when i was 13 i was staying at this ski hut with my old man and this family came in late to stay the night to ski the next morning. Hot chick daughter that was 2 years older than me, went to bed and said hi to me and I was already trying to go to sleep. there were two main rooms and the kids were separated from the adults. Hot chick went to bed and it was just us two in there. She engaged in convo and eventually told me she wanted to kiss me, I freaked out and pretended I was not phased and went to sleep. what a d1cksta.
Was Squatting in an sc ummy council estate in London and was offered to buy the 3 bedroom flat from the council at a greatly reduced price. Didnt because I was a counter culture renegade who was no slave to the system
{to lazy to fill in forms} Anyway time moved on.. we were kicked out... but 2 of our squatting neighbours brought at rock rock bottom prices. Now of course all those nasty squatter types and the horrid poor people have been evicted and its a swanky urban apartment in West Central London. WC1, 3 bedroom apartments!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$
bandcamp...
Haha there will always be regrets when girls are involved!!! :P
I regretfully missed that cyclone swell during Easter Weekend this year. I was preparing to move to my new house in another 2 week's time. So I wanted to be over-the-top clinical and packed up my apartment over Easter Weekend and missed the east coast's swell of the year. Still feel like a complete and utter kook for missing it. Hopefully I won't miss any more weekend swells like that next year.
And I regret not travelling straight after getting my university degree. But I was dead broke with no where to go and I needed the money. I have been working a fulltime job ever since and now it looks like I'm locked in this kind of lifestyle with a kid on the way. Still contemplating teaching english overseas for a better work-to-surf ratio in the next 3 to 5 years' time.
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
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I have no regrets, just some cringe worthy moments that are not regrets.
Batt, you remind me of a salivating priest on behind the Curtin tucking into himself.
I thought you were clocking out for good, like the black man who used to scratch plastic for a crust.
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Nuttin beta than sinking your teeth into a fat juicy rump
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^^Never lost an argument with the missus either..
Nah I missed you guys to much... and the drooling like a pedo priest...
good to have ya back, you're ice man.
Originally posted by: Battery
Ive always hated people that say they have no regrets... Its the same people that cant say sorry, to scared to admit that they f ucked up...
Anyway post a few up for the depraved amusement of the rest of us...
Regrets, yeah I've had a few, but I did it my way... which was probably the wrong way but hey, what's a few years behind bars?
Originally posted by: Battery
Ive always hated people that say they have no regrets... Its the same people that cant say sorry, to scared to admit that they f ucked up...
If one learns then looking back will always reveal a lesser version of one's present self.
For that reason past mistakes are evidence that one is advancing.
Of course it's natural to feel regret though.
I have a few.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
After my first trip to Fiji at the age of 21 I promised myself I'd surf in the islands every year. It took almost 10 to get back to Fiji 13 to do another boys trip to Samoa and a broken relationship that led me to indo, spent 4 days in total intoxication before finally waxing the board and surfing the black sands of sanur. It's not really regret more disbelief at how time evaporated.
My one true regret is being an overweight longboarder. I'd love to surf a short board competitively (I don't mean in a comp either I just mean amongst the pack). Your never to old so regrets can be turned around, one would be to do a Hawaiian season. I'd love to live the North Shore vibe.
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If you can't surf it, F&$k it!
I regret nothing
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Red & Black ..how many times .
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I regret never doing coke off a hot 19 year old whores @rse while on a 4 day bender in some dodgy South American country...
Sounds like Lynic may have??
I regret that some of my more ill concieved youthful actions that didn't turned out as planned.... I blame alcohol, testoterone, and winsome women of dubious morals.... a heady combination to a 20 year old with a fast car and a dangerous penchant to surf the earth....on the roof of car..... some lessons can only be learnt at the Central police station and A+E... and finally from the dock.
....of course I regret only the ones when I was caught
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
Originally posted by: DaveDrums
I regret nothing
What about your avatar photo?
Originally posted by: Battery
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I regret never doing coke off a hot 19 year old whores @rse while on a 4 day bender in some dodgy South American country...
Sounds like Lynic may have??
...a man is truly old when regrets take the place of dreams Batts.... somewhere a little girl waits...
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
as someone once told me "Reach for that star baby"
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SNAP AWARDS 2012: INNAGRUAL WINNER OF THE SUPREME AWARD.
I don't regret wasting 6 years living in Manly, but I do regret the 5 I can't remember .
Originally posted by: Battery
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I regret never doing coke off a hot 19 year old whores @rse while on a 4 day bender in some dodgy South American country...
Sounds like Lynic may have??
Actually it was more like waking up one morning only to find out I was surrounded by the arm defenders squad. Something about anti terrorist training in the back hills of Invercargill. Fark it was cold...
One of my many was cheating on my old girlfriend who was a cop with some serious iss ues . She had a special talent at finding me in 3 different time zones throughout oz .
I have many..
ie. when i was 15yrs old some bearded gnome like workmate of my friends mum at the evening post on willis st (he worked in a windowless dark hole) asked us to come help him out on a movie he was shooting in makara in the weekends.
gay pedo porn film alert aside we agreed to it and the 1st weekend came.. but it was raining and cold, so we flagged it and watched telly instead. then following this he asked us about another 3 times, pleading with us for help, and we flamed him everytime, this until he gave up on us.
Youth aye.
it was funny reading about those guys in the online herald yesterday. no premier tickets for me.
i regret taking a dump on a mates doorstep n pinning the blame on a mate who was flying out to oz the next morena.
Originally posted by: Drgl33t
i regret not taking a dump on a mates doorstep n pinning the blame on a mate who was flying out to oz the next morena.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Being awake at 3:30am and on the road at 4:10 heading to Kaikoura for a dawny, only for it to be flat and onshore, and ending up surfing at Magnet at 11am.
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Former surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: marko sharko
Being awake at 3:30am and on the road at 4:10 heading to Kaikoura for a dawny, only for it to be flat and onshore, and ending up surfing at Magnet at 11am.
eesh. So how was magnet?
Started off 4-5 foot, clean, consistent...surfed for about 4 hours and drop a foot as the tide came in. The 7'1" is the perfect crowded magnet board!!
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Former surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: marko sharko
Being awake at 3:30am and on the road at 4:10 heading to Kaikoura for a dawny, only for it to be flat and onshore, and ending up surfing at Magnet at 11am.
Least you got a good surf.. my personal "day" record is just over 1000 kilometers in Victoria. I caught 1 wave {straight in} and my mate caught 2. Big, shifty, isolated and just plain scary...
Nice work. Apart from the round trip
Originally posted by: marko sharko
Being awake at 3:30am and on the road at 4:10 heading to Kaikoura for a dawny, only for it to be flat and onshore, and ending up surfing at Magnet at 11am.
done that, driving by four with ideas about hitting gizz island on sunrise then only to be greeted with one foot wainui. spewed up twice cause of the earliness and the gayness. Still left the locals in my wake needless to say.
Originally posted by: JtahOriginally posted by: Drgl33t
i regret not taking a dump on a mates doorstep n pinning the blame on a mate who was flying out to oz the next morena.
fixed
huh?
No dump..no regrets , your regrettable action has been fixed .
Originally posted by: Drgl33tOriginally posted by: JtahOriginally posted by: Drgl33t
i regret not taking a dump on a mates doorstep n pinning the blame on a mate who was flying out to oz the next morena.
fixed
huh?
NOT!
huh?
Hey PFS ... I'd like your views on regrets? maybe a story or two. Not to many though...
h mr i don't want to think about regrets man .not now any way. . Ah one i guess regret not parking my car not a hundred yards further down the road after a surf compie in napier had this girl . . and we were just getting to the good bits when 4 or five guys or a whole friggin crowd where standing outside clapping . . Fark k.. Yeh she got out ..
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The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries. D rockefeller ˚Supranational- having power or influence that transcends national boundaries or governments:
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Anyway flag that and post on Hayoooooo for the 4000 post spot .
what did you expect? windows are see through aye.
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I regret not bidding over $760 for a mint condition Mctavish 9'3 noserider tonight.
it sold for $770 
telling Mrs Batt I brought it would have been another story
Mrs Batt?
Didn't she like the surname 'Pumps' and is that why you adopted her name of 'Battery'?
Perhaps you should hyphenate the two and become Mr and Mrs A Battery-Pumps.
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@Roy_Stuart_NZ www.roystuart.biz
Save the humour for others... stick to pointless ranting about how great you are.
Actually I also Regret, not buying that little wooden twinny with the lighting bolt on it... looks mean. How much did it sell for again Roy?
supply and demand 
too much supply
very little demand
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
You would have loved it Trash.. twice as fast as your mini Simmons.
i regret not following thru on an idea of selling advertising on scaffolding if i had i might verywell have been a wealthy man.. (* if you - Know- something is a good idea.. fkng do it no matter what any one says ..)
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The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries. D rockefeller ˚Supranational- having power or influence that transcends national boundaries or governments:
Originally posted by: Battery
Actually I also Regret, not buying that little wooden twinny with the lighting bolt on it... looks mean. How much did it sell for again Roy?
I have one that has been sitting in the shed waiting for a fairly basic fixit job for two, maybe 3 years. I must get on to it, dammit! Then I could bring it up to Kaiks...good Maungas board I would think...
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Former surf.co rark judge
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Former surf.co rark judge
Originally posted by: marko sharkoOriginally posted by: Battery
Actually I also Regret, not buying that little wooden twinny with the lighting bolt on it... looks mean. How much did it sell for again Roy?
I have one that has been sitting in the shed waiting for a fairly basic fixit job for two, maybe 3 years. I must get on to it, dammit! Then I could bring it up to Kaiks...good Maungas board I would think...
3 years this month. I should know.
3 years marko 
either your procrastination knows no bounds
or your perfectly satisfied with your current surfboards
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In the world there is nothing more submissive and weak than water. Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong nothing can surpass it. Lao Tzu
back on topic.
this lil tale happened a few years ago when i was in sydney. it starts off at a bus stop after work. there i was content in my reading when i sense trouble approaching. it was more a rancid odour caught on the breeze. but i continue reading thinkin its just a garbage truck somewhere. if only that had been the case. out of nowhere my sixth sense starts tingling and there she stood. a bum, a filthy unsavoury bum with what could only be best described as 'sh1tlocks' for hair an clothed in a dark hoody, jeans n no foot apparel. however, the polite bird asked if she may sit on the bench and i am not one to pass judgement too heftily and replied with a curt yes. she tried entering into convo with me but i had endured a painful day at the desk assisting in some financial reporting and was at a minimum for interest in a bums perspective.
she continued on babbling at me until the bus arrived. of which she followed and sat next to me on the bus. what a horrid trip tha was. she continued in her rabble durin the entire trip. when i got off i noted she did as well. only to follow me to the train station and follow me further. now i had a bum as a stalker.
what could i do. well, what i did do was that upon arriving at bondi train station and headin home bound, i politely stopped and explained to her that i was obviously not interested in talkin to her and that it would b much appreciated if she let me be about my business.
anyway, i made it home and my flatmate was sittin havin a quiet one before we went to the local. i explained my story to him and he could not stop laughin. my response was a quick slap behind the head.
the regret comes when my flatmate and i enter the pub. im standing at the bar and there is this stunnin bird. i try to engage her in a nice discussion only to be told 'you shallow c*nt, first you ignore me, tell me to p1ss off and now that i have cleaned up after assisting wildlife in the swamps you want to talk. take a hike buddy'. now i regret not talkin to swamp thing...
All that glitters is not gold...
Haha nice story Dunga!
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MR.SPEAKER & SUB-1000 MEMBER 4 LIFE
So you regret being shallower then the Waitara gene pool?
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Epic Dunga. When i was younger i was at this karate class and used to help out with teaching the younger kids etc One of the girls who also helped out was a bit of a stunner and walking home on a summers evening with her, she started getting real friendly and sweet-talky. What should have followed was young DS making some serious moves. It caught me totally of guard so instead, for some stupid fu(king reason, I started this ridiculous smooth talking carry-on and watched the whole thing turn inside out. She got the hump with me and I walked home punching myself in the face.
sometimes i regret logging in here...then other times the stories make up for that regret.
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XXIst sentry scribe
^^ thats agreed. but then readin the roy, scoots and batts engagements makes a bloke laugh.
ive got several regrets and i reckon ive got time to write up another. this one goes back 15 years ago to when i was a wee fella at high school. admittedly im not an ugly chap (nor am i handsome on the other hand). anyway, as you can tell im a character at the least with a backward sense of humour makin me slightly likeable by the majority (got 80% of student vote when i went for headboy). but i have a distaste for pigs (unless im dirty drunk then any holes a goal come 3am).
anyway, there was this slightly obese girl in several of my classes. i alwas caught her lookin at me and when we were in random discussion she had a slight pink hue that would engulf her cheeks as soon as i said hello. i barely thought anything of it (mainly due to previous bad experiences with the fairer sex) and left it at that.
it wasnt until a n after party that she managed to get her claws in me. i had already thown up once (a bottle and a half of mad jacks later would make anyone thrown up) so i was easy picking. it wasnt until the next morn when i wake up and there she is at mine cuddlin up to me in my single bed. there were three reasons this was a bad idea. id missed the ride for a coastal session (the crew went out rockys for the high and scored backhand bazzas at birdies on the low, w@nkas), my parents would kill me if they found out i had a bird in my room and lastly it was this bush pig next me.
naturally, i got up slowly and woke her up gently (after i had gotten dressed). told her i was goin for a paddle and that i was goin then. she asked if she could wait there until i got back and i said id be all day and that i would call her that night (im a gentlemen and she had hot mates). so i grabbed the original dunger and sped out the door. the surf at home was ave. head high mush. yay.
right then i regretted gettin totally wasted thus missin a mad surf sesh, scoring the school bush pig and getting a bollocking when i got home later that day.
anyway i never called her that night and played out like nothing happened at school. naturally word got around pretty quick and i looked more like a loser than norm. great aye.
story gets worse. back in '04 i went for a roadie to htown to see my big brother for a weekend. ended up at some club full of uni students. i managed to get into convo with a few ladies but nothing hit it. anyway, i gave up and decided to go back to the bro's to get trolleyed with the old people. i stopped off at a burger joint along the way and saw this gem placin an order. with all my grace i approached the cashier and asked for what she was havin. the bird gave me a smile at first and then it turned into a dirt red glare. i looked a lil closer and realised it was the bushpig after three years. obviously she had lost some weight and started to look after herself. i cancelled my order and took off quick as the flash.
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i regret doing 101MPH on a highway in north queensland. who woulda thought a holden camira could travel that quick?
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XXIst sentry scribe
Dunga your stories are terrible, I'm struggling to even believe the first one.
the only reason their terrible is cos you can relate to em batts.
btw, the only diff between me and you is that bush pig didnt get any prettier and you now regret marrying her.
Ouch! Balls in your court Batts only a leg/knee/midriff photo can pull you out of this quagmire.
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Local at nowhere, eternal blow in.
Mmmm its could be a "whos got the hottest missus Hoe-down" 
Dunga does seem the type to have a trophy wife though... I just struggled to see how you could not recognize a hot "babe" just because she had alittle dirt under her nails. Unless you are totally shallow?
BTW Dunga weddings are for conformists, I shun the shackles.