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Sunscreen

backhander
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 17:24      quote | report

Does anyone know a good waterproof sunscreen for your face that doesn't leave a disgusting taste in your mouth and stinging eyes?
I haven't found one yet, maybe I'm just delicate.


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marko sharko
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 18:09      quote | report

I think your mates are just playing a joke on you backhander.


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The Boss
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 19:58      quote | report

Baby faces in a pink bottle. Basically most of the kids stuff is high uv and low sting but the pink bottles the best I've tried.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 21:05      quote | report

stinging the eyes? taste? another clowne putting way too much on. its sunscreen not a latherer. oh and rub the sh1t in mite actually help too....idiot.

 

backhander
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 21:22      quote | report

Originally posted by: The Boss
Baby faces in a pink bottle. Basically most of the kids stuff is high uv and low sting but the pink bottles the best I've tried.

Thanks Boss I'll give that one a go. It looks like it's reasonably chemical free.


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Jabes
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 21:24      quote | report

love those guys who look like they are wearing make up cause of how much they have on specially when its cloudy still they will no doubt have the last laugh with their baby skin at 80


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backhander
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 21:27      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
stinging the eyes? taste? another clowne putting way too much on. its sunscreen not a latherer. oh and rub the sh1t in mite actually help too....idiot.

Thanks for that sound advice. I'd just been squartting it all over my face like they do down the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 15 Nov 2012 21:37      quote | report

Originally posted by: backhander
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
stinging the eyes? taste? another clowne putting way too much on. its sunscreen not a latherer. oh and rub the sh1t in mite actually help too....idiot.

Thanks for that sound advice. I'd just been squartting it all over my face like they do down the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.

those guys at the l.b.c.t know all about eye stingage and mank taste, you're just wasting peoples time...isnt sunscreen perfumed?? pppffftttt and he still complains...how about staying out of the sun all together dude.

 

backhander
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 10:13      quote | report

Hey BC if I had to lie down every time I went for a surf I'd probably be as angry and bitter as you seem to be.
Ask for a surfboard for Christmas and experience the joy.
Get off the flutter board!


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downsouth
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 10:20      quote | report

I met an Aussie guy in indo a few years back and before we paddled put he asked if I had any sunscreen - I gave him the bottle but forgot to tell him it was zinc cream. He plastered it on and his whole head was silvery blue for about 3 days. Not impressed he was

 

Spud
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 10:37      quote | report

Originally posted by: backhander
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
stinging the eyes? taste? another clowne putting way too much on. its sunscreen not a latherer. oh and rub the sh1t in mite actually help too....idiot.

Thanks for that sound advice. I'd just been squartting it all over my face like they do down the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.


Hey, there's none of that kind of activity down there. It's strictly Sub 1000 business at the cruising toilets.


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Turtle.
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 10:38      quote | report

Surfers skin seems to work for me. Have a white face for the whole surf though. But I tend to have long surfs so is worth looking like a dork. Thinking of buying a surf hat this summer, sick of getting a burnt beak.

Jabes do you sell them?

 

Jtah
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 11:20      quote | report

Make your own you pussies [korduroy.tv]


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FFS
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 11:33      quote | report

Coconut or baby oil, make the body shine like chrome homie.


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Drgl33t
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 11:40      quote | report

i use the nivea 4 hr water protection 50spf? its quite thick and i find its best to put it on at least 15minutes before entering the water to give it time to absorb into the skin to prevent running into the eyes.

 

bionic chronic
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 14:36      quote | report

Originally posted by: backhander
Hey BC if I had to lie down every time I went for a surf I'd probably be as angry and bitter as you seem to be.
Ask for a surfboard for Christmas and experience the joy.
Get off the flutter board!

I still got it. classic reply.

 

backhander
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 15:36      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Originally posted by: backhander
Hey BC if I had to lie down every time I went for a surf I'd probably be as angry and bitter as you seem to be.
Ask for a surfboard for Christmas and experience the joy.
Get off the flutter board!

I still got it. classic reply.

Thank you. I thought you would appreciate it.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 20:37      quote | report

Yeah man, good to see you calmed down, pretty fast.

 

backhander
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Posted: 16 Nov 2012 20:39      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Yeah man, good to see you calmed down, pretty fast.

That's because I was never not calm.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 10:53      quote | report

Originally posted by: backhander
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Yeah man, good to see you calmed down, pretty fast.

That's because I was never not calm.

haha pull the other one, it's got bells on it brah. try telling me the earth is flat son.

 

bionic chronic
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 10:54      quote | report

^^^ Layered rark, two pronged rark, and still going. ^^^

 

backhander
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 10:58      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
^^^ Layered rark, two pronged rark, and still going. ^^^

No it's not.


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C3PO
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 11:18      quote | report

Nuetrogena, nothing like smearing a womens product all over your face. SPF 85, and alcohol based so you can remove wax accidently smeared on your windscreen

 

bionic chronic
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 12:12      quote | report

Originally posted by: backhander
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
^^^ Layered rark, two pronged rark, and still going. ^^^

No it's not.

yes it is, you don't even know it. I work in mysterious ways.

 

aliwashere
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 14:34      quote | report

That hippy link doesn't work Jtah....
When I surf with my big bush hanging out will it not wax my balls off?

 

Jtah
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 18:15      quote | report

That site isn't 100% reliable. Check it in a few days


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Spud
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 21:10      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Originally posted by: backhander
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
^^^ Layered rark, two pronged rark, and still going. ^^^

No it's not.

yes it is, you don't even know it. I work in mysterious ways.


As much as I admire your undeniable rarking skills BC I have to jump in here in my capacity as rark judge. I have known Backhander for something like twenty years and I can assure you that he is most definitely not rarked. Unfortunately for us exponents of the rark arts Backhander is one of the legendary and rare "Unrarkable".


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 22:15      quote | report

your bias and friendship towards him makes your judgement invalid. Sorry. Take that from this invalid. Read the writing on the wall man, it's evidence of my triumph...

 

backhander
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 22:18      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
your bias and friendship towards him makes your judgement invalid. Sorry. Take that from this invalid. Read the writing on the wall man, it's evidence of my triumph...

Yeah, that's some triumph.


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bionic chronic
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Posted: 17 Nov 2012 22:26      quote | report

So you admit it now? I thought you weren't rarked?

It was over a few lines back so take it easy mate, btw lovely photos posted and good luck with the sunscreen purchase.

 

OFAQ
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Posted: 19 Nov 2012 13:25      quote | report

I only use the watersports jelly or pro sprt from Aloe Up most surf shops sell it. The fact it's never ruined a surf by running and stinging my eyes and i've never been burnt using it keeps me going back for more.

 

trailertrash
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Posted: 20 Nov 2012 0:25      quote | report

surfers skin


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Nell-E
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Posted: 20 Nov 2012 6:26      quote | report

i hardly wear the stuff, go to chemist and buy "sudocream" cheap as white zinc for nappy rash.
doubles as zinc for your face. lips and nose and triple forehead if youre a kling-on


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Spud
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Posted: 20 Nov 2012 10:14      quote | report

Originally posted by: bionic chronic
So you admit it now? I thought you weren't rarked?

It was over a few lines back so take it easy mate, btw lovely photos posted and good luck with the sunscreen purchase.


Well played BC.


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2020
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Posted: 20 Nov 2012 10:44      quote | report

..sometimes the art of the rark is more in what isn't written than what is.... therefore having read this post you are all rarked.

..and that my friends is how it is done..


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