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Fair enough snap, I am a kook.
But I'm pretty sure i have seen you surf and I know where I stand compared to you.
The above comment from Turtle to Snap has me intrigued and got me thinking. It doesnt really matter how much you can own or rark someone.
Calling someone out for their surfing ability is a great leveler. A great rarker online doesnt mean sh!t if you cant do a turn onwater.
Lets be HONEST as surfers if we surf better than another you feel a certain "right" to sit deeper ,catch set waves... I've seen the nicest blokes on land turn into frothing monsters in the water just cause they surf good.
Which leaves me with the surf.co SURF OFF!! the settler... the judge of the best rark isnt another online deciding... Talk is cheap... Its man on man action gladiator style in the ocean , Lets take it to the water!!
Well I know it wont happen as we all are full of talk so I want to see some photos at least... maybe some video action. I'm new to this forum so dont know it's history but who can surf?? ,whos all talk no action??
I'm starting to work out who I think are kooks...
eeerrrr this has been done before when Nicko (I believe ) said that he would post video footage of himself surfing and managed not to for a year...
trying to find a link.....
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Nothing wrong with opening old wounds...
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What up with the purple mop Statik? You look like a crusty old squatter I used to live with in London...
surfco contest might be a laugh though, points for dropping in, abusing mal riders, finding the sweet spot, the most area of rain forest cleared to make a surfboard and rarking whilst waiting for waves...
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its the color balance, thats me in 76 wit me natty dread at the portsmouth skatepark...
jeeeez 1976...
its like the stone age... ![]()
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Sh!t 76 I was still in nappies!
Originally posted by: Mr Statik
surfco contest might be a laugh though, points for dropping in, abusing mal riders, finding the sweet spot, the most area of rain forest cleared to make a surfboard and rarking whilst waiting for waves...
It would definitely end in tears...
XP has some footage of the last roady, but generally doesnt like taking video and prefers stills (on a video camera FFS!! )so missed me squeaking out of the close out barrel on this one
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*edited 11 Sep 2011 23:50
Originally posted by: Battery
Sh!t 76 I was still in nappies!
i was hitting coping and beatches
and where were ya in 1973?
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I spent a good portion of 73 unborn... sh!t I hope your my old man!! I am slightly tanned with good taste in soul music???![]()
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Suppose I better join the party... that didnt work mmmmm posting photos??
I am not planning on doing a nicko....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhaxK2MT9Kg [youtube.com]
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Former surf.co rark judge
What do you have planned for your 40th Battery? I'd like to say boat trip - still 5 years away yet though.
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Former surf.co rark judge
your rarked to the ninth level batts. i feel for you brother. but im not surfin against any of you clowns. im still surfin off my own demons...
Sh!t Dunga I'd thought I'd got my rark-rage down to a manageable 3![]()
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Might have to flag this whole flag waving ,Im better than you bollocks and start a surf.co therapy support thread...
as for my 40th I thinking G-land... never been
But unless I get my rark-rage down to sub 3 , I might have to quit surfing and join a gang to smash heads!!![]()
Originally posted by: Mr Statik
XP has some footage of the last roady, but generally doesnt like taking video and prefers stills (on a video camera FFS!! )so missed me squeaking out of the close out barrel on this one
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Why wasn't I there...
Originally posted by: Battery
Sh!t 76 I was still in nappies!
sh!t 76 my father hadn't hit puberty yet!
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Chairman of the sub 1000
Rrk fail from my good frrnd battery smashing down the boundaries
Originally posted by: Mr Statik
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Originally posted by: Battery
Sh!t 76 I was still in nappies!
i was hitting coping and beatches![]()
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and where were ya in 1973?
Nice pics man- they capture the spirit of the time, especially the last one- showing a healthy and youthful disregard for consequences..
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You will be back... that comment would have usually pushed my rark-rage to level ![]()
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but lack off attached photo of you doing anything surf related kept me at my sane level ![]()
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Originally posted by: bionic chronic
Rrk fail from my good frrnd battery smashing down the boundaries
Originally posted by: 2020Originally posted by: Mr Statik
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Originally posted by: Battery
Sh!t 76 I was still in nappies!
i was hitting coping and beatches![]()
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and where were ya in 1973?
Nice pics man- they capture the spirit of the time, especially the last one- showing a healthy and youthful disregard for consequences..
and seemingly the ability to ride up hill
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Chairman of the sub 1000
BC's got a whole ars3nal (heh heh) of photos of tubes for midgets and skidders, and gopro footy of same.
and you have much better stuff to show aye lol
Show me yours, BC!
bc wont, hes scared we'll laugh. dont blame him tho, i would be embarassed too if i was in his position...
show what fool? waves?
any pics will do..just show us some waves.
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XXIst sentry scribe
Waves you have ridden, would be better than waves you have watched. But post what you want ...
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
show what fool? waves?
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How do I post photos?
I have done it heaps but I'm a booger so it dosent count to you guys.
thats true..to a point. show us a pic anyway.
Originally posted by: Battery
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How do I post photos?
http://tinypic.com/ [tinypic.com]
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XXIst sentry scribe
I have mad respect for our lid brothers when charging death slabs...
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
I have done it heaps but I'm a booger so it dosent count to you guys.
Thats the way
Originally posted by: dumbbell
BC's got a whole ars3nal (heh heh) of photos of tubes for midgets and skidders, and gopro footy of same.
hell yeah, bcs pics own lives
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
I have done it heaps but I'm a booger so it dosent count to you guys.
guilt trip anybody?
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the older i get the better i was

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lately been alright
this right was fun

last shot is fairly poor. is that white island?
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XXIst sentry scribe
whale island
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something about whales...messed up the quote thingy..

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XXIst sentry scribe
yes
good
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XXIst sentry scribe
Nice shots Seeka and BC. Keep 'em commin'.
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Commodore Spud, Second in command to the Commander in Chief of the Sub 1000 armed forces. Sub 1000 committee secretary. Possibly the head of the Sub 1000 Secret Police. Re-instated Surf.Co Official Rark Judge. Winner of the 2012 people's choice SNAP award. Mayor of the Lyall Bay cruising toilets.
haha, well if you have surfed with me turtle it must have been a while ago. i haven't been out for about 2 months now (almost as bad as krank) but i got the desired result from that rark line.
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Originally posted by: bionic chronic![]()
lately been alright![]()
this right was fun
nice pics bc, its been awhile
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: SNAP
rock solid 2ft and charging
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the older i get the better i was
Originally posted by: SNAP
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snaps off the top became somewhat frothy due to too many tex mex burritos at poppies lane the night before....
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that was just the take off statik?
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any pics bp? or just a kook?
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way to take a compliment champ. we have already been down this path snapper. memory loss and baldness could be premature aging mate![]()
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Originally posted by: SNAP
air reverse snap?
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the older i get the better i was
same old sad "rarks". similar to the ones jelly uses which isnt a good thing bp.
anyway i remember that horrible pic you posted once a while ago
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never done an air reverse bp...have you ever done a reo?
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