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Hey-OOOOOO Christchurchians!!!
Well... looks like the whiz-kids at surfco have blown away years of content.
Ahh well it was time for a change I suppose, though this UI sucks if you ask me. Or maybe I'm just being an old curmugeon, reistant to change....
nah, truly it sucks.
Anyway - crappy day in the Chuh-Chuh... anyone seen a wave today?
Nay - but heres a photo.
Cool pic ds.
We have a problem with pic sizes though, I think you will agree?
sigh
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Wednesday's report LOOKS good, hopefully it pulls through!! I havn't had time for a wave in like 3 weeks and now I got time on my hands to get amongst finally!
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I just really really enjoy surfing. Free surfing for fun, soothing, and getting out of the concrete jungle
Yeah waves wednesday! Been flat long time
no waves today.... but that isn't stopping a handful of OFL's from strokin' their mals into knee high closeouts down the pier.
Good on em..... time to get stuck into the ol DIY for about 10 hours.
Waves at mine this morning on North Pegasus, light offshore thru glassy to rising onshore by 10am, waist to chest high fun, 100m+ rides. Mr Sharko spent the day on Ear's Powerfish, he got heaps of waves on it.
The McTavish is aaahmazing with the sidebiters out, just the centre fin and no leggie, goes like a cut cat and is real loose and lively.
10 hours is a loong time doing it with yerself Groov!! How's that goin for ya?
What McTav are you riding db?
hey db... thanks for the sms about the above mentioned stellar-fun conditions!! I was really glad ya thought of me....
ha ha ha! doing it with myself... hilarious.
did I mention "PR!CK"??
ahh well. maybe tomorrow'll show me some love and I can get this 12 footer afloat again!
Fun waves at southern bays this afternoon 2 foot sucky peaks. pretty crowded. long walk back to the car
Hickory??
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picked it!
Now this is a classic thread.
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Congrats RG for the new arrival.
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Thanks bro!! Team Groovn are a stoked lot indeed...
welcome to the world, Bella Daizi;
Nice one Groovns!! Hope she still sleeping good
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Huge congrats RG !
My newby is 12 weeks now and still loving every minute with him! :-)
M.
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Is anyone in the scabs area that could wipe that cam?
hah. its shoulder high lined up but theres a hint of an onshore on it - still pretty nice though.
Sorry... but Christchurch drivers suck Ar*e!!!
Just popped into to town, and nearly got taken out by some pleb in a Golf GTi (C*CK!) overtaking me on the inside, to gain all of ONE place... to then be stopped by the lights ahead.... yeah, well done mate!!!! (C*CK)
THEN, in two lane traffic, politely drifted over to merge into one lane, and some 3ft midget meakon woman in a 4ft Smart Car decides to excellerate up to the car in front, not letting me in! If I didn't have my wife and new born child in the car I swear I would have frickin' Rammed her!!..... She then proceeds to give me the finger out of the window!!!
Sorry, but from my experience around the world (an I have travelled a little) Christchurch has got THE worst drivers by FAR!!
Hey Hoooo Christchurchians! 
PS.... Scarbs was nice earlier... not sure what its doing now, but defo worth a look.
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Mc MoScO ........ " Da' 'REaL (mc) DEaL!*"
Buy a POS car Mosco. No-one ever pushes in front of a well-dented 1984 Commodore...
Chch drivers are indeed the rudest ar5es in the known universe.
Yeah, true DB! 
I am now considering purchasing a tank! Lets see how much damage I could do with that!!
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*edited 12 May 2010 13:14
one step ahead bp, jesus wept..
*edited 12 May 2010 10:12
go fetch f@gg0ts
Originally posted by: mosco:music
Sorry... but Christchurch drivers suck Ar*e!!!
Just popped into to town, and nearly got taken out by some pleb in a Golf GTi (C*CK!) overtaking me on the inside, to gain all of ONE place... to then be stopped by the lights ahead.... yeah, well done mate!!!! (C*CK)
THEN, in two lane traffic, politely drifted over to merge into one lane, and some 3ft midget meakon woman in a 4ft Smart Car decides to excellerate up to the car in front, not letting me in! If I didn't have my wife and new born child in the car I swear I would have frickin' Rammed her!!..... She then proceeds to give me the finger out of the window!!!
Sorry, but from my experience around the world (an I have travelled a little) Christchurch has got THE worst drivers by FAR!!
Hey Hoooo Christchurchians!
ohhh man....yesterday my mrs went to the library in Linwood and as she went into the carpark she saw 2 empty ones and as she went for one some guy started nutting out and abusing her so she went on to the next one and after they both parked the guy ran up to our car (with baby in the back) and started screaming abuse through her window and giving her the fingers and then he punched her!!! f*#kin punched her!!
She then rang me at work giving me the license plate number just shaking and scared. I got there within 10min to find that he'd gone........but......he parked over the road at Eastgate and the mrs spotted him looking around the carpark for familiar looking cars to ours.....so........I jumped in the car, fanged over there and jumped out straight at him, basically hitting up for a scrap!!
He sh1t himself claiming he had a impairment cos he had a hearing aid and the tried to do the bolt....but I got him by the jacket and slammed him up on the wall...I was so keen to whip him several vicious blows to the snout but there too many people around so I dragged him over to the bank and got security to call the cops.
Thankfully my Mrs had witnesses who saw this woman beating coward.
Hopefully the long arm of the law inflicts as much damage as my arm and fist wanted too.
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Ah mate that is just shocking!!!!!! I've gotta say, you really showed great restraint, as I know I would not be able to stop myself from pummeling 10 tons of cr*p out of the bloke!!!!! Hope your Mrs is ok even thought that's gonna affect her for ages......
I just don't get some people! What is going on with this world FFS! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Dmand, that is freakin outrageous!! I've just finished recounting the story to Mrs db - can't believe it. Frikkin Skinwood aye? Frikkin tards blaming their disability for punching a lady!!?!? 
Indeed you did well not to give him a right proper disability.
Good lord I bet he shat himself indeed when you introduced yourself. 
Originally posted by: bionic chronic
hey this aint a family ties forum, leave it to facebook you american c#@t
Have a wee sook, have a wee moan.
thats a shocker Dmand - hope your Mrs is ok. Its also pretty sad to hear that considering there were witnesses, no one else stepped in.
Yes very uncalled for behavior on his behalf....and civil behavior on mine which is very unlike me.
My lady is ok now thanks fellas.
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Downsouth - That is so true... How could people just stand about and watch that! I would have thought it pretty obvious what was going on....
Jeezz, makes me worry about my Mrs sometimes, as she's got a bit of a temper on her... I could imagine her giving a gobfull and not considering the consequences etc
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Demand- thats an appalling situation for your wife to have to go through.
That dude will get what is coming his way...one way of the other.
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yep... the drivers in Chch are unrivalled in their unholy terrible-ness by any other drivers known to this particular dimension (though it is rumoured that the blind, one-handed, derelict ar5ewipes of the 33,653rd dimension come close).
As for you bionic... suck a c*ock
chch drivers are a joke. Half drive 20 under the speed limit, the other half think they're greg murphy. How do u get 5pm traffic jams in a city so small?
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here's a good chch driver's story for ye...
this am I back out of my drive to take my daughter to preschool... as I'm straightening out and begin to roll on down the street, a white station wagon comes careening round the corner, just misses me, passes me and tears on down the street.
I continue on behind the car, which is clearly doing 60+k's down our little residential road. It happens that this car continues on ahead of me, turning where I intend to turn and winding up a few minutes later outside my child's preschool and the neighbouring primary school, adjacent the spot where recently a small child and two adults were killed in a tragic accident going only 40ks.
I approached the woman as she was unloading one of her two children hurriedly. "Excuse me," I say to her as she spins and looks dumbly at me. "Did you happen to see in the paper recently how that wee girl and most of her family were killed right over there"
*blank stare from woman*
"Did you see that in the paper miss?"
"Yeah, I did..." She starts.
"Well, they were going only 40ks, you know... and when you passed me and nearly hit me you were doing at least 60..."
Now it dawns on her and her face goes stern and dark. She hurries her kid along and stoutly says "I'm not talking to you. I don't need this. Maybe YOU should have stopped. YOU were in the wrong" and she charges off.
I call after her "I see you have two children... driving like that, they could easily wind up like that poor wee girl" Thinking I'd appeal to her sense of motherly protectiveness...
Then it dawns on me; she'd just walked off from a confrontation with a stranger, leaving her other child alone in the car.
Some people shouldn't be permitted to reproduce.
much less be given a license to drive.
Heading to Chch on saturday...
forecast looks good for trying out my new old dunger Roger land
and Bad for Dropping off a sweet gun ....being a 1m swell 
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I'm planning to take her over to QEII and surf the wave pool. It's far more consistent and generally bigger and better than any other wave in the greater CHCH region...
oh, and watch your ar5e on the roads once you get in the city limits.
'specially if you're planning to drive ya scooter...
texted ya ST
Good waves last night at Taylors - crowd on it but heaps of waves to catch. Marko was out too and never even saw each other!
wondered if it might be on over Tay's.... here at brights there was some decent size and punch, offshores, warm water, warm breeze and a hundred idiots in the water....
not a single ride more than 4 seconds being had. Typical crumbly, sectiony, bugggery crap.
Clown-central Taylors. I'm beginning to think I may yet go the whole summer without surfing there for the first time in the fat end of a decade...
I actually can't remember my last surf there, but it may have been with Marko last summer when there were some solid 5-6ft sets pushing in, and a right proper kook of the scu m variety got cleaned up right into me. 
agreed. I can count the actual really good sessions I've witnessed or had there on my two hands - with fingers left to spare.
All the others have either been clown festivals, dumpy closeout circuses, shifty section celebrations or plain disappointments. In my view, Taylors is only known as a "good" wave because relative to all the other garbage around here it occasionally really shines and offers up something approximating a quality wave.
Stand it next to a truly good surf break though, and it's marginal at best. There, I said it.
Still on for pearl jam RG?? txt me your number cos I lost all my contacts.
We either gonna hit it early and someones house or maybe mine or charge the essy
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yeah bru for sure!! funny about losing my number because not long ago tried to txt you and then to ring you but turns out that's not ya number anymore. Will hit you via alternate channels....
Have any of you cats surfed kakanui much?? stopped in for a look on the way to dunners once and it looks like a mint wee left there
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I just really really enjoy surfing. Free surfing for fun, soothing, and getting out of the concrete jungle
no waves today.... but that isn't stopping a handful of OFL's from strokin' their mals into knee high closeouts down the pier.
another noob Q here.. so if i'm local to New Brighty and that's where I'm going to go 90% of the time, should my one board be a Mal? so I can still enjoy the near flat conditions
Originally posted by: TheRealGroovn
I'm planning to take her over to QEII and surf the wave pool. It's far more consistent and generally bigger and better than any other wave in the greater CHCH region...
most of the clowns are from brighton may be they need to hang at qe2 for the ancksnapers 
Originally posted by: quad6buy a windsurfer. its always NE anywaysno waves today.... but that isn't stopping a handful of OFL's from strokin' their mals into knee high closeouts down the pier.
another noob Q here.. so if i'm local to New Brighty and that's where I'm going to go 90% of the time, should my one board be a Mal? so I can still enjoy the near flat conditions
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................................................................... Bit quiet round here innit?!
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Mc MoScO ........ " Da' 'REaL (mc) DEaL!*"
not now mosco
1000 by w end
may be not .
hehe... just 942 to go Jelly
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had to be put up
fat and sectiony. not up to some of the BB rippers standards jelly
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come on bud don,t be like that.:cryr are you another penutbutter trail rider as well.
here,s such a old one just for you bp.